Do Not Attempt to Resuscitate

I am permanently lightheaded now.

Crap! This song has plus one million happiness units! How will I ever get back to a normal state of vague dissatisfaction and ennui?

I AM CALLING YOU OUT, CARAVAN PALACERS.

Just when I thought my bowl of euphoria was filled, this came along:

And well, I guess now I have no choice than to provide this woman with a child. A terrifying child, with two mothers, who will destroy all obstacles in its path. I hope you’re satisfied now.

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